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July 15th, 2009

*static*

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*static, then a face appears*

THE FALLEN SHALL RISE AGAIN.

*statics out*

*comes back in a moment later*

ALSO, COULD ANYONE SPARE SOME LEGS? WHILE THIS IS A CONVENIENT FORM OF LOCOMOTION, I DO FEEL SOMEWHAT LIMITED IN MY OVERALL ABILITY TO FUNCTION. ALSO, FORMING A WHEEL FROM TREADS SEEMS LIKE A VERY FAULTY PLAN.

*static out*













*static in*

...SO, ANYONE HEARD THE NEW JONAS BROTHERS ALBUM? IT IS DELIGHTFUL.

January 21st, 2008

The End

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Shockwave
Shockwave just sits staring at the monitors, as Benny, Kojak and Bojo Know Nothing the Non Wonder Jet flail behind him.

[Benny] Master! Is this the end...?

Yes, my friends. This is the end. But I intend to go out happy.

ACTIVATE THE WILLOWBOT!

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As the video says, the Blogs are now closed. The community is set to moderated, though we will keep comments open until Friday. And then, the community will go silent.

Thanks again for all your participation. We hope you've had as much fun as we have, but it's time to move on.

Behold!!!!

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Chaos Commanded
*After taking his leave of the Nemesis, Starscream makes a beeline for the Ark. He arrives just as the ginormous Katamari rock rolls to a stop just beyond the volcano*

*He hovers in mid-air, all glowy-purple-like, and his voice thunders down upon the land...a voice that is both Starscream's and one that could be familiar to anyone who had their processor fragged by a certain rogue Decepticon.*

BEHOLD, MORTALS, AND TREMBLE! BOW BEFORE YOUR NEW LORD! BOW BEFORE THE ROCKLORD!!

*The Katamari emits a sound like a grinding stone, then its surface shifts and shimmers, the layers of trees and dirt becoming absorbed into it as its spikes rise high over its surface and the roughly-hewn Decepticon symbol becomes clear once more. The mismatched spires are now very clear, very colorful, very shiny...*

*Dirge... Turbo has come home.*

*The giant rocks emits another grinding sound and then transforms, uttering a roar as it stands upright on two solid legs, raising massive granite fists. It speaks as if gargling gravel* Free at last!! I have waited thousands of years to be free again!!

*He swings about and glares at the Ark* Look and despair, mortals!! For a time I considered sparing your mudball little planet, but now you shall witness its dismemberment!!

January 20th, 2008

OH SNAP!

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Hot Rod?????
Attention all Autobots!

We have major problems. Please report with your current status. Also, if one of you has found yourself in possession of a round, glowing object with handles on the side, please contact me immediately. It could be very important.

Also: Come see me in I Scream Man, later this year!
*The part of the mountain where Starscream had activated his Chaos power has been moving steadily in the direction the seeker went. It rolls to keep its momentum, picking up everything in its path and getting bigger as it goes...*

*One could only wish this was the world's largest Katamari Damacy*

January 19th, 2008

Just outside the Ark, a pod hovers in the air, like a vast, predatory bird, then crashes into the ground. Metal flakes off of it as the object inside begins to transform. There's one hope left...

The newly arrived figure makes his way inside... to a nightmare. But, the Autobots have been fighting it. Can HE do any less? He ventures inside. It is time to make a stand.

He never DID want to live forever... and, if nothing else, he'll give this reality warp the worst case of indigestion it's EVER had.

Yes, Optimus Prime is back. And you won't BELIEVE the things he can do now!

January 18th, 2008

*A black and white police car drives toward the Ark, the number 643 emblazoned on its roof. It halts before the entrance and transforms, in a very twisty-metal-rearranging-itself manner. A tall, dark, and spiky robot stands in its place afterward and loudly barks out:* WHERE. IS. THE UNIT DESIGNATED "FRENZY"?

Orders to go!

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introspective, protect you
Frostbite... Streetwise has requisitioned me for an Autobot-sized pad of paper, and pencils. Now, I know humans have made some very large-sizes of papers, at times, but... do they even have pencils that large? O_o; (and where would we get them?)

And to the general Autobot populace... Since I'm already putting one order in, is there anything ELSE needed before things are finalized? I'll give you two days to fill out the standard requisition forms, and get them over to me.

Wait times for the standard process of screening requests for contraband or illegal substances, then finding suppliers, prices, shipping, etc. apply, of course.

January 12th, 2008

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Gen alt mode
*With the new year came a sense of developing calm. The new 'bots were settling in, pranks were winding down, and tiny little hackers were being apprehended. It seemed that all was well in the world.

Except for one mech. One lone mech, of whom very few knew he existed. One mech that was unofficially a part of the Ark crew for the past several months. One mech who decided to start to let his presence be known.

The comm link to all of the Autobots began to crackle and come to life.*

[?????][comm: all Autobots]

A badger badger badger badger badger badger
badger badger badger badger badger
Mushroom! Mushroom!
Badger badger badger badger badger badger
badger badger badger badger badger
Mushroom! Mushroom!
A badger badger badger badger badger badger
badger badger badger badger badger
Mushroom! Mushroom!
Badger badger badger badger badger badger
badger badger badger badger badger
A mushroom! Mushroom!
Badger badger badger badger badger badger
badger badger badger badger badger
A snake! A snake! Snake!
A snake! Oh, it's a snake!
It's a badger badger badger badger...

*Lather, rinse, repeat.*

((Why yes, you're all hearing this in a loop. If the mods and anyone else don't approve, just let me know, and I'll take it down.))

January 1st, 2008

Oh dear. Could someone please tell me that those explosions outside are normal? Please?

((ooc: Happy New Year, everyone~!))
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